"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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