apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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