I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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