those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Randomize
