Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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