I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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