In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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