Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Watching her eat just hurts me
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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