He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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