OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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