I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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