Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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