I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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