I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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