some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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