I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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