the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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