i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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