I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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