I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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