Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
