Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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