its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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