I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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