he puts the penis in happiness.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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