We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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