I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You need Xanax blowdarts
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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