Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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