You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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