Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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