We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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