I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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