We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Randomize
