guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Randomize
