"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i need some magic done to my vagina
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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