That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
im drinking this country out of the recession.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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