Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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