p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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