You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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