love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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