hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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