I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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