I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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