she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
She told me I should be a condom model.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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