She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
And then my night got REAL pukey
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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