Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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