So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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