I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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