Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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