At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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